you guys... i think the johns are haunting me 😨😨😨 boo

POV: me reading the notifications between camille and toxic

HAPPY SQUARE ROOT OF 10,000 FANS!? HOW FAST IS THAT? LIKE... ALMOST 7 MONTHS?? ANYWAY

THANK YOU EVERYONE

MY EMPIRE SHALL RIIIIISE

COUPLE SHOUTOUTS (SORRY IF I FORGET ABOUT YOU, ASK ME IF YA WANNA BE ADDED):

@Rosezu - BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE, REALLY FUCKIN COOL

@DRsidequest - AMAZING GUY, NEED I SAY MORE?

@soapchuwa - ALSO DAMN AMAZING

@ToxicBrain20 - REALLY COOL FELLOW

@fairyboyCamille - ALSO FUCKIN AMAZING

AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU HERE.

THANK YOU EVERYONE!!! AAAAAAAAHHH

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOUU

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS.

im sneezing a lot today. might be a cold. also i got sent home from school early. anyway have this picture of the sunflower from pvz

boredom brings out the worst in me

https://youtu.be/Vs2K80WPXyM

[FORMAT: Linnell is bolded, Flansburgh is italicized, when both of them are singing it's underlined]

Here comes

This truck

the last page./is driving out

All I need is an ending.../of my mind!

But this truck

has a mind

of its own!

Nearing

the end of the last page.../Which is a lucky thing

and the end of my whole book./'cause my leg

is so short

that I can't

reach the brake!

Yeah...

What to do with these loose ends?/This truck is driving out

I should change the beginning,/of my mind!

but I shouldn't be typing/But this truck

has a mind

while I'm driving,/of its own!

while I'm making a phone call,/Which is a lucky thing

while I'm searching through the glove box,/'cause my leg

while I'm writing it all down/is so short

that I can't

while it's happening./reach the brake!

They're gonna be so impressed...

Something is nagging at me...

When they get a load of me...

But never mind, it's gone!

This truck

can practically find its/It's like I've got two

own way without my help!/extra pairs of hands!

Two to write,

two to steer,

one to scratch

Maybe I should lie back and/my head and one to

cover my eyes!

Which would help me think/I think I'll do that...

of an end!

Yeah...

Yeah!

Now I'm totally resting, I'm reclining/Some kind of punctuational mark!

Some kind of,/while I'm driving...

Some kind of...

Why

Some

kind

have

of

I

trou-

not

ble

tried

up

this

a-

until

head!/now?

WHAT

I'm

THE

letting

HELL,

go,

WHAT

I'm

THE

letting

HEEEELLLLL?!/goooooo!!

*sick-ass instrumental until the end*