Earth is Big is an album by the amazing comedy artist Logan Whitehurst. Here's why you should listen to it.

1. FARKLE!!!

They say if you listen to this album all the way through, you will get Farkle delivered DIRECTLY to your doorstep! For FREE! FARKLE!! FOR FREE!!! DO YOU HEAR ME PEOPLE!!!

2. Amazing Songs!

Earth is Big features, not one, not two, not three, not twenty-two, but twenty-one amazing tracks all for the cheap price of whatever you listen to it on!! Some of the delicious songs featured on this album include, but are not limited to:

• The Audubon Society!
• Watertown!
• Calculator Love!
• OHMYGODIMONFIRE!!!!!!!
• Tokyo Narita!
• NOSERIOUSLYIMONFIRE!!!!!
• (She's) Ten Feet Tall!
• A Matter of Twine!
• WILLSOMEONEPUTMEOUTFORGODSSAKE!!!!!!
• Why Don't They Call It Art?!
• The Death of a Dreamer (also known as Saturday, 2:43 PM)!
• The Jr. Science Club Theme!
• What I Did (To The Cat)!
• and a one-of-a-kind Sid Sheinberg performance!! For your very pretty ears! No, seriously, somebody should go help that guy.

3. Did I mention Farkle??

SERIOUSLY!! FARKLE, YOU PEOPLE!! IT'S FARKLE!! THAT STUFF IS EXPENSIVE AS ALL HELL, GUYS!! AND YOU CAN GET IT FOR FREE!! BY LISTENING TO THIS ALBUM!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

So, WHAT are you and your family waiting for? Get up off of that leather sofa and  ̶G̶E̶T̶ ̶Y̶O̶U̶R̶ ̶F̶A̶R̶K̶L̶E̶ ̶T̶O̶D̶A̶Y̶!̶!̶ Listen to Earth is Big TODAY!!!